Busy Busy Bee

By Leasil

Goggle eyed

My friend Georgie works in a different building to me. She's on the 5th floor in a building very close to a hotel. Her window looks directly into a bedroom in the hotel. At 5pm I got a hilarious set of Instant Messages from her; essentially a blow by blow account of what she could see.

A large gentleman, in the autumn of his years, lay on his bed reading his kindle wearing nothing but his enormous underpants. Whatever he was reading seemed to be causing him to scratch. Georgie yelped with horror at every new development; especially when he rolled over and seemed to face her directly. Of course he couldn't see her because he had his light on and it was dark outside.

We learn two things from this; firstly he should've paid extra and bought a Kindle Paperwhite (so he wouldn't need the light on) and secondly.... Seriously Georgie, didn't you think to look away or close the blinds???

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