Tom bo li de say de moi ya/Yeah, jambo jambo

DDW November Challenge - Foreign

I am a business administrator and do all the accounts for the company I work for. People know what that is, letters, admin, personnel, and debits, credits, profits and capital.

People often ask me, "What is it your work does?" And I look at them blankly. We design, manufacture and sell electrical components for the security industry. When I say "we" I mean everyone else in the company does the funky bit, i just count the costs, and hope we make a profit.

This is the product sheet which details our main products and what they are doing. It's all written in English, with lovely diagrams. Everyone else in the company appears to be able to read it and understand, but I look at words like "Cat5" "Ethernet" and "POE", and a big velvet curtain comes down over my brain and I lose the ability to speak coherently.

To me, it's all foreign!