NAH! Fawk 'andles, 'andles for fawks.

Camera played sillibuggas to such an extent that I borrowed Gaffer's when we finally arrived at Lakeland. Saw these and didn't, quite, explode in mirth; but it was a close run thing.
Bollards and Bastions, they didn't have their usual "Panbriacone" in stock, so we had to settle for a sober one.
Finally got a round Tuitt on return and did a bit of lens juggling. Two of the other 3 worked perfectly, so didn't check the third. Strange gannings on: the one which hadn't been working until I stuck a macro extension on now works puffickly well.
DUH?!?!?!?!?

In the unlikely event of anyone not knowing the sketch, or more likely wanting another chuckle ... Here's 50 second's worth.  NOT any more, apparently:-
"THIS VIDEO IS PRIVATE."
I was gobsmacked to hear it is, actually, based on that happening, but of course VASTLY embellished.
:¬))