I actually thought it was the law that, when one takes photos of sheep, one of them has to piss. Either that's not true or this is a flock of criminals who need some sorting out.

An old lady, who walked passed as I was taking this photo, told me that my photo would "make a perfect Christmas card". I politely agreed whilst thinking "er, no" and then I wished her a nice day. I think I may be ready for my "how to be nice to people" exam and, if I pass it, I may be allowed out of the house again.