Penny for the Tony

Guido Faux, the last man to enter the Houses of Parliament with some sort of integrity, is burned every year on bonfires far and wide.

We used to make one every November, as children, and push him around from house to house hoping to be rewarded for our artifice with coppers to buy bonfire toffee and bangers.

How times have changed. I haven't seen a 'Guy' for years and it's now illegal to sell fireworks to children, Bonfire toffee, apparently, rots your teeth.

<Smirk> #tongueincheek

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