Am I Supposed to Feel Envious?

This mammoth of a car has been sitting in the front yard of our block of flats for over a week, so I guess it's there to stay.

Hard to see why somebody would need a vehicle like this in congested urban environment. (Let alone any kind of environment, sorry...)

Every time I step out the door and it hits my vision, I simply have to switch on to positive mode. And I've found that the one exhilarating thing about it is its bright yellow colour.

But envious? Not a jot!