THIS EAR SELFIE BUSINESS!

Twerking and Selfie have been added to the dictionary. Future and Optimism have been removed.

As with most things selfies are nothing new, remember your schooldays, you and a group of mates crammed into a photo booth in Woolworth's during the lunch break, pulling faces and thinking how cool & original you were, bet your grandparents did the same thing with a box brownie, black & white & full of attitude, as I say nothing changes only the format.
Going back further even the genius Van Gogh, following the self mutilation of his ear painted a 'selfie', he believed that the act of painting would help him recover his mental equilibrium, perhaps I'll need to go to the same lengths if the practise doesn't desist soon!