Rules

We squared up...'Right if you are going to come here and blip me there are rules!!!' she said chewing....

'Rules?' I said.

'Yes rules! This is my tree and this is my feeder and these are my nuts and seeds. Comprendez?'

'Can I have my rules?'

'Depends...'

'Please could you wash your face, wipe your dirty nose and....'

'..and what?'

'Don't talk with your mouth full!'