One of these please

Today I went to another garden centre and hence forth visited christmas once more! It was Barton Grange this time, which is too... Middle class. Spotting the awkward trend yet? I like the finer things in life. Yer, I constantly get ripped at work for it. But it doesn't bother me... Being slightly middle class I have connections in high places ( the SAS) so just take that as a warning! Oh yer... That tiny gorilla costa three thousand pounds. His Daddy which I think has features in a previous blip of mine costs the minor increase and seven thousand pounds or something like that! Might get one, actually! Keep the cats from shitting all over the lawn, anyway!