A sure sign of old age

I went for years and years and hardly ever took a pill other than aspirin and Excedrin. Now I take eleven every day. You hear on the news of someone breaking into a house and stealing prescriptions. Well, if they took mine, they would end up with lower blood pressure, lower cholesterol, lower blood sugar, lower triglycerides, and less water retention. Nothing exciting in my medicine cabinet! But, as long as they're helping and keeping me alive, that's good!