Secret Sign Writer...

Bethany was off school today and so the story goes...

Mrs TFP was working with her sewing machine and something wasn't going quite right so she asked Bethany to leave the room whilst she said something rather naughty to herself. Bethany dutifully sauntered up the stairs and amused herself.

She came back a wee while later and just went about the day. Mrs TFP goes out of the living room a little later and finds the fruits of Bethany's wee saunter. She'd made a sign for the living room door with a picture of a distressed woman at a sewing machine, with the wording 'Don't Disturb, Tempered Sewer at work.'

Brilliant, made me giggle a city away.