Chief Paster

This has been my view all day. I am allowed to do the pasting and some sticking on of small bits of wallpaper. Apparently I lack the concentration and finesse to be given any greater responsibility (true). I am definitely not to be trusted with a paint brush so the decorating is reaching the point where I will be redundant apart from cleaning up as super handyman husband paints the paper. It's been a long week but we're getting there. Lots of aching bits now!