The Seven Steps program

And popular it is too.

Cornetto Hill was black with people (or else it was the dusk effect), and children (they are not real people, you know) and dogs of all sizes and shapes and degrees of placidity (or aggression).

The aim of the Seven Steps program is too get the kids to run to the top of Cornetto hill. Not in a straight line, oh no. With many zigzags, and retracing of steps, and detours, and shortcuts, and more zigzags, and little jumps here and there, and climbing of threes.
If they have not covered a 3:1 miles ratio compared to the adults, it has not been a successful walk.

Then they run up and down the Aztec pyramid 72 trillions times, and then run around the upturned Cornetto for 74 zillion times.

Then we stop at the Cornetto hill playground before returning to the car.

Then Luca and I go for a run on the pier.
3.6k in 22 minutes. Because he was gentle with me. He never stopped talking for more than 3 seconds.
It was all about primates, and the origins of humanity, and the Jurassic period, and the Earth allegedly spinning faster on its axis with days of 21 hours 300 million year ago.

Then it was back home for pancakes (savoury and sweet).

And you'd think they'd be tired after that?

Tired, my fluffy arse...