Lurking as a job ?

Ahhhh ha ... Here is a wooded pixie glen ..
Well,it's a clump of trees up on the Clopton estate ...
Did the big tidy and then RAN to DDLCs and she made me a sumptuous cheese and tomato sandwich .. Moonchops drove me home ...

Now for this evening ... I went to collect Tits McGee and we RAN to Wiggys .. She did not know about this .. And we called for her and her husband was beside himself with desire as we looked so good in our gym wear and bobble hats ... Wooooahhhh he thought they are a bit special ....
Anyway we waited for wiggy to get her kit on and we set off at great speed .. For about 100 yards ... Then a little bit of chitter chatter occurred ... Then some more running .. And some walking ... Run.. Chatter .. Get the idea ? Anyway we sent her home and we ran off ....
When I arrived back at Tits McGees she forced me to eat a chocolate bar....

PS.. Lily pooch is fine .. Soft tissue damage no breaks or dislocation ... I am SO relieved x