Let's skip to the good bit

Am trying to be healthy this week. I use the term lightly but you know the Christmas season is upon us and all so I am vaguely attempting to reduce my intake for a whole 5 days in the hope that I can (a) get into my party dress and (b) gorge over the festive period without having to buy a new pair of jeans in the January sales.

I suspect my plan not be altogether successful given that it's day 2 and my brain considers that Haribo is a reasonable substitute for chocolate.