Lonely Jonny Fartpants

After last nights "Indian all you can eat buffet" Jonny Fartpants couldn't understand why no one came to his office this morning

Today sat at my desk for a while testing a new full face canister mask, looking head-on it looks like I've got a black spike sticking out of my head. And for an hour later I had a ring around the outside of my face .......oh the fun we have at work haha
Golfing in North Wales in the morning with the shift lads so time I went and dug out my grandad thermals as it looks like a cold windy day ahead of us.