Communication breakdown.

Remember this failsafe method of fun when young? Considering the frankly abysmal performance of Orange (or EE, or whatever the fuck they want to be called this month), I'm reckoning it might just be better at the moment.

I honestly wouldn't be this volcanic if I could just use my mobile phone to do what it purports to let me. Sadly, shite software, shite reception and data charges that would make an oligarch baulk are severely clouding my "consumer experience".

Wankers.