What's wrong with this guy?

. . . is the question going through Lola's mind as she warily eyes Dirty Dan Harris in his casual and permanent repose on the Fairhaven Green.

For a gal who would welcome a midnight intruder into her house, Lola took an immediate dislike to this statue of Dirty Dan Harris, founder of Fairhaven and infrequent friend to soap and water. After circling his likeness a few times, and mustering up a few threatening growls, she decided it was OK for us to carry on with our walk.

Daniel Jefferson Harris!