'Did you not hear me?' - I was trying to...

Seems in-nokia-ous, but having lost/mis-placed my mobile I hunted for an hour and a half to find it. I phoned and phoned and phoned (It's left on vibrate mostly) Anway, 37 missed calls later I found it wrapped up in my treasured BBQ apron and strategically stuffed back in the kitchen drawer.

All is calm again, for the time being.....Ssshhhhhhhh.....