Day 30, final day of the MO...

Final day of the MO, with Jen, my family and most of all me, incredibly excited to see the hairs that have sprouted on my face gone. Despite the moustache looking pretty pathetic, I have seen many others looking even worse, so for a blonde man, I feel have done very well and having this much extra weight on my upper lip has given me muscles.

Positive things that have come from having a moustache and those that I will miss are: upper lip warmth, people avoiding me on the bus, extra wisdom, having something to constantly fiddle with, annoying Jen, most of all the blogging about it and raising lots of money for charity.

Negative things I will definitely not miss about having a MO are: annoying Jen, getting food stuck in it, constantly looking creepy (no matter what face I do), looking like a murderer, looking like a man on a register, the itchiness, people avoiding me, taking so many selfies, the continuous mockery and the MO in general. I am definitely a man who doesn’t suit a moustache, so I think I will happily do without it after today. Looking forward to the 1st December, not only for shaving but chocolate for breakfast. As soon as the clock strikes midnight many men around the world will start shaving, there will be enough hair in sinks to make thousands of wigs in the space of a few minutes. Tomorrow we will all transform back into boys and no longer be men. Also the 1st December will bring certain power cuts globally as electricity use will rise massively, oxygen decreasing in the air from trees being cut down, sparkles everywhere like the set and characters in Twilight, as tomorrow families all over the world will go crazy...as it will be an acceptable date to put up Christmas decorations and tree without friends, neighbours and families thinking you are bonkers, because if it was today they probably won’t speak to you until you go and see a psychiatrist.

Overall, I think that the MO (despite all the donations) for me was more negative than positive, I will post a photo tomorrow of me clean shaven also, so you can see how uncreepy I usually look. On the other hand I will only do it if I survive after the shave...you’ll understand if you listen to the song ‘Shaved off his beard’ by ‘The Beards’, as every time I shave I hear the lyric ‘he shaved off his beard and now he’s dead’.

£5 more in donations today, up to a whopping £152 sponsored to me and an extra £5 to the whole team, so £157. Thank you everyone who sponsored me and the team.