Charlie17

By Charlie17

Whispering!

Bandit: This is the first day of Advent. Do you know what that means Dylan?
Dylan: Even more Christmas adverts on the telly!
Bandit: Have you done any Christmas shopping yet Dylan?
Dylan: Some.
Bandit: What have you got?
Dylan: I heard her say that he's lost his marbles so I bought him some new ones.
Bandit: Anything else?
Dylan: Well she keeps saying that she needs a drink so I bought her some teabags.
Bandit: Are you getting anything for the dogs?
Dylan: Muzzles!!!

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