Sprechen sie Deustch?

I haven't actually checked if that's spelled correctly, I'm being dead lazy me. I'm off to visit a friend in Frankfurt weekend after next and go to Oktoberfest while I'm there. I bought this wee book in order to brush up on my (sadly neglected) school German.

Zwei bier bitte?

I didn't check that either, I apologise to any Germans in advance :-)