Fill in the gaps: B------s!

At 9pm on Sunday, 1 December the Head Gardener was aware of some strange noises coming from the garden. Upon investigation he noticed a shape on the top of the gazebo which, when disturbed by HG, jumped onto the area outside of the garden, dropping the metal cutters he was using to rip the lead roof of our gazebo!
The majority of the lead had been left around the area which HG swiftly placed into a wheel barrow, in the pitch black with only a pathetic torch to help because certain grandchildren (let's blame them!) had mislaid the larger ones!
In the meantime, I'd called the police who arrived, together with a dog unit, within 10 minutes and proceeded to search the area. They in turn called the helicopter and for 40 minutes an overhead search took place.
It wasn't until the early hours and after me making coffee for the wonderful policemen whilst they were taking statements from HG, that we eventually got to bed! So much for an early night!
Our thanks go to the Surrey Constabulary who acted so promptly and were so kind and considerate even though this was, to all intents and purposes, a minor offence.