Eau de Pis

When Mr Dazed turned 30 his family put together a box of 'ha ha you're 30' presents including nasal hair trimmers, thermal underwear and a box set of this vile stuff - Kouros. He opened it and splashed it on and then I couldn't go within six feet of him for about three hours. After that it promptly went into the bin.

What worries me about this is not only the littering, which is disgraceful, but that somebody kept the bottle.

Apologies to any Kouros wearing blippers out there ;-)