What have i 'bread'

Busy day today. Thats what happens when you spend the day before enjoying yourself!
E came home from school and i asked him to make K some bait ( thats piece for my scottish pals) heres how it went..

Me.....E would you please give me a hand and make your dads bait?
E......Yes mum what does he want?
Me.....Peanut butter and jam please!
E........ok
5 minutes later
E...... Mum how do you spread peanut butter onto the bread?
Me....... Carefully
E but mum its ripped the bread
Me...... Well just stick it together again
E.... Like this!
Me..... After picking myself up off the floor not with the sellotape with the peanut butter or jam i meant!