Badvent Calendar

We are on day 4 and my "traditional" advent calendar Imported from Britain" is starting to get on my nerves. I don't ask for much. I don't need chocolate, or a line a day from Clement C Moore, or a bible verse. I just want to open a door a day and see a christmas picture inside. A Christmas cracker or a Christmas pud, a sprig of holly or mistletoe, perhaps a robin. What do I get? Weird looking cartoon animals wearing Sants hats, or skating, and then today I got this. A horse with a permed mane, wearing a bow. Oh how very Christmassy! GRRRR!!!!