E is for...

England (unsurprisingly). With the 2014 World Cup draw taking place in Rio earlier today it was an easy decision to make. Concerningly we were grouped with Italy, Uruguay & Costa Rica... That friends ain't good and to cap it off we have to play one game in the rainforest in 32 degrees and 95% humidity. Personally that would be the least of my worries what with the threat of Anacondas & Parrots tackling the players on the halfway line... we will not win the WC next summer that is for sure.