The Cure

This morning I awoke early with an uneasy, heavy feeling in my head that crawled down into my chest by noon and changed over to full blown floritis by late afternoon. When I checked my blip chart, I discovered that it has been twenty days, the longest I've gone without an attack. No wonder.

There is only one known cure for one as acute as this and that is to immediately blip a frilly flower at close range. I feel a hundred percent better.