Rise of the machines

I think our new Printer/Copier/Fax machine has intentionally humiliated me for its own amusement.

Error Instructions:
Step1. Pull out blue handle
Step2. Push back blue handle
Step3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 twice more
Step4. Press Confirm

Error: You must not remove the blue handle from its cradle.

Error Instructions:
Step1. Pull out blue handle.....etc.etc

What?........grrrrrrr. I'm off to phone a foreign call centre, it's less frustrating.

BTW...have you seen the Red Dust in Sydney today?....amazing.