Second hand insults

Builder leaning over railing, his walkie-talkie crackles into life, he becomes the go- between in a relayed conversation ...

"My mate in the crane says what you doin?"
"Taking a photograph"
"My Mate says Why?"
"Because i think it looks cool & i do this thing called Blipfoto"
"My mate says are you from the DSS?"
"No, i just thought the crane looked cool"
"My Mate says your a weirdo"

Cue cackling walkie-talkie

And so my day begins as it means to go on.