Golden Opportunites

This week I have thought of lots of great things about being single

1: You can leap out of bed, slip your clothes on top of your pyjamas, grab your coat and dash off to the moors at a moment's notice without having to explain your abruptness ( it literally was 2 mins from curtains open to getting in the car ) and catch views like this

2: You can eat curry and chocolate for lunch, in the car, without getting told off for weird habits or stinking out the car

3:You can come home and wrap up presents whilst wearing a Mrs santa outfit funny I don't look like the 20 yr old blonde on the packet , listening to Wizzard and air guitaring

4: You can go on dating sites and get emails from men who insist on telling you about their purulent eye infection

Well the 1st three are golden opportunities anyway.....