Exciting Portree

Here you see possibly the most scintillating and exciting shop Front ever in the world. This is Portrees answer to Habitat. A genuine wooden clothes thingy complete with price tag and two fire guards and a coal scuttle. Yes, I blipped it today not in 1951 when there was rationing and nobody had seen a bananananananana apparently.
Also the most amazing attraction to a shop as well - this is not Portrees answer to Somerfields. Thie IS Portrees Somerfields. the third one? God knows. They must have been inundated with requests before the notice went up.
I think the slogan for Portree should be "Portree - IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF" but maybe you have other thoughts on the matter?