Cully's alternative advent calendar

Behind door number 8: Jack and his spider.

I woke up this morning at 8:15 which meant I had had four hours sleep and decided to finish my Xmas shopping. After purchasing the same item for my four friends, a family member and my work secret Santa I realised that I was still drunk and that the present wasn't going to quite so amazingly spectacular when I sobered up!

Tonight we met up with friends and their extremely clever little boy (he can count to fifteen and he is only twenty months!) who chased me and the boy around the poof, Benny Hill styley for about half an hour with his very scary spider which was a good thing after eating another lovely but too huge meal at the Shakespeare. A lovely night, I do enjoy our occasional nights out in ironbridge for a good catch up.

Keep your hairy little chin up, Harry. Their lovely little dog is very poorly and it's only a matter of time, I doubt we will get to see him again. Sad times x