Drugs

I had to go take a drug test today for my new job.
I have done this once before in my life and, not to get too graphic, but I had some pretty bad stage fright.
All I could think about was the lady outside the door waiting for me to pee in a cup.
So this time I drank A LOT of water.
I showed up and the office was closed for lunch.
So I had to wait in the hall.
All the time having to pee really bad but not wanting to go for fear of a repeat of last time.
So I took a picture of the water fountain.
The source of my pain.