Canine Envy

Slunk along to The Espy in Porty after work for wine and chips; the healthy eating regime has clearly got a solid grip on my dietary habits. Decent pubs are somewhat rare in this community but this has become a favoured bolthole for 'meetings'.

I know it's another Porty blip but the beach is so great when it's like this and I gazed out jealously at this dog-walker until eventually I had to run out and enjoy the fabulous light too.

Can I have a puppy?