A delight on the Censors

Today I went to a party at work...a cheese party at work.

My "dealer" took a trip out to visit Ian Mellis Cheesemonger and after a brief financial transaction, he returned back to the office like a triumphant Gladiator, with his bag of wax paper-covered treasures. He sneaked the goods into his office and, after carefully shutting the door and propping a chair up against it, we demolished a pack of mini oatcakes adorned with delights such as Mimolette and Dunsyre Blue.

Not wanting to incriminate my accomplice, I have taken the measure of censoring the picture in the hope he will remain anonymous.

Oh and yes, that is a slab of quince jelly you can see!


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