POTY

This was taken at the annual Stirling University Lunchtime Football Player of the Year Awards. We have held this prestigious ceremony since 2008 and the attendance seems to swell every year, growing from 14 to around 16 now.

It's always fun and, despite protests to the contrary, taken very seriously by all concerned. The ultimate prize is the "Goblet of Light" - a trophy so cheap it has come to have a mythical status amongst players. Well, one player really. This year's winner took the title for the third year in succession.

Old men, eating pasta, drinking beer and talking utter nonsense.