Dear Santa.....

Day 352 - finally got round to writing our Santa letters and so proud the boy barely needed any help spelling.

Good job the boy didn't expect a response and just hopes Santa is accommodating to everything on his list which is:

- inter Milan kit
- chocolate
- football Lego set
- Chima Lego

Even the bedtime stories are now Xmas themed - I especially like The Dinosaur That Pooped Christmas.

With a feeling of guilt in the dinosaur's gut,
It's brain brewed a plan involving its butt.

It knew there was only one thing it could do:
To put Christmas right it needed to.......POO!

It pooped out the turkey, the toys and the telly,
And even the tinsel was now brown and smelly.
It pooped out all the presents and pieces of puzzles,
It pooped out the things it had previously guzzled.
And then Father Christmas yelled "OUT OF THE WAY!"
As he flew from the dinosaur's bum on his sleigh