Just in case...

...you never know what may happen!

I appear to be the centre of some amusement currently because I happen to feel that it's important to never run out of toilet roll. I consider it could be very practical in the event of any major disaster or emergency for all manner of uses.
This opinion seems to be causing copious amounts of laughter and mockery at every available opportunity.

I have broad shoulders, I can take it.
Today I returned from work with 30 rolls...

I can sleep now.

That is all.