Gales whip through Scotland

After winds of 80ph last night we got up with some trepidation to inspect the damage.

Fortunately there was very little.


As it’s the party season here’s some medical jokes that have come my way:

* The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.

* The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your cheque has come back." Mrs. Cohen replied, "So has my arthritis!"

• Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" Patient: "I AM 60!" Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"

• Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears."
• Doctor: "Don't answer!"