Punjabi Number One

The brilliant dance act Punjabi Number One performing at Scottish Enterprise's event for the MOBOs this afternoon.

The actual MOBOs take place tomorrow. Why oh why oh why am I still not cool enough to get a free ticket to the MOBOs? The person who did get offered one said he'd only go if there were "hoes and bitches" (joking I presume) but I'd have gone even if I'd had to actually be one of those hoes and bitches (joking a little).

Pah! Give it to someone who appreciates it. Me me me. And my friend It's Simply.