Kangaroo Court is in session

Christmas festivities are in full swing, with the Kangaroo Court.

Fines for stupidity/ conduct, punishments for breaking published offences, singing, laughing, and drinking.



Court rules:
All players/coaches have been summoned to appear before The Right Honourable Judge on Saturday 21st December @ 7pm sharp. All players/coaches are asked to attend this social and adhere by the following rules.

1. 7pm means 7pm. Do not keep The Judge waiting.
Failure to comply - £5.00

2. All must wear a "Text Santa" charity hat, Tinsel, and Shades.
Failure to comply - £3.00

3. During the Court session, there will be no pointing.
Failure to comply - £1.00

4. There will be no excessive swearing.
Failure to comply - £1.00

5. There will be no using of Mobile Phones/Cameras.
Failure to comply - £3.00

6. There will be Left Handed Drinking to the hour and Right Handed Drinking after the hour.
Failure to comply - £1.00

• All money fines will go into the drinking pot for the night.
• There will be opportunities during the court to accuse fellow players/coaches of crimes that you see fit for the Judge to rule on.
• If you do not wish to stand up in front of the court and accuse a fellow player or coach then you may pass any information on to the judge before the court opens for business.
• All information must be given in an accurate manner along with your name. False accusations will meet with severe punishment.