Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they made me drink ..

I am in a state !! The stupid RITS .. No Tits ! And her husband the raving gnome ... He never ever EVER shuts up ...
Mr W made a wonderful evening meal of sweet onion chicken and seasonal veg and very well mashed litigators .. LITIGATORS ?? What the hell is that ... It's over ridden my word potatoes ... Clearly my fingers are as tipsy as my head ...
I have to go to bed.