On call for Christmas

That little rectangle of hard plastic is my pager, Blipfriends. Yes, I am on call for Christmas. If there is a murder most horrid, I will set down my turkey and brussel sprouts and spring into action. I will not partake of any mulled wine or spirits until I hand over the baton on the 27th.

So, sincerely, this Christmas, I wish for Peace and Goodwill to All Men (and women, particularly in the Strathclyde region!!)