Christmas Kisses

Now's the time for plastic* men
To court their plastic misses
Beneath the plastic mistletoe
For plastic Christmas kisses!

*For those less fortunate (with no mistletoe), please substitute 'virtual'.
For those more fortunate (with real mistletoe), please substitute 'festive'!

This plastic mistletoe is now enjoying its 38th Christmas!

Have a fun time, folks, wherever you are! x