Painting a masterclass of DIY hell!!!

There are few things I hate doing more in this world than painting (and I dont mean cubist type stuff), although any type of diy does bring me out in hives and things.
However as Portygirl is demonstrating if you have a handy wife close by who's as keen as mustard your quids in (and in pocket) and a good job done gets rewarded by a cup of coffee and a flash of my biceps just to keep her happy.