firm but fair

O Mighty Wall, I seek your opinion. My running-breeches are unfortunately yet damp and clammy from their cleansing the evening prior to this. I wished to journey outwith the stuffy confines of habitation-box at speed by feet for the clearing of the head, easing of the sleep and maintenance of the same weight I have carried these last fourteen years. I have no other suitable garment in which one might run comfortably save a pair of similar manufactory but unfortunately greater size which I did not intend to ever again clad myself that they might live eventually a more fruitful life in the possession of a man of larger waist and buttock via the magic of online auction. I own many other shorts but none are truly suited to the hasty leg-motions of the run and might chafe and irk me upon the leg and nethers. I must instead merely venture outwards actively-wise at a pace better described as a sort of trotting scramble scuttle up The West Side of the Hill, thereafter to attain the summit and descend by the northern passage, taking care not to sprain my ankle again when jumping down the stairèd portion although it won't be a problem as long as I wear my proper grippy hill-scuttling trainers and not my road trainers and take care as it's about a year since it happened and it took almost nine months to heal completely but anyway, O Mighty Wall, my question is this: should I take my camera? It's starting to get dark so there's little point and I've already posted this BUT there will be visible many Views of the City both on the route and upon the Hill itself.

Leave it, you say? Rightyh-O. Indeed it is sometimes an encumbrance as the Bag of the Camera flaps against the Back and sometimes requires Adjustment so that it does not swing and rend the camera asunder upon the mighty rocks of the Hill. By the wisdom of thy bricks and mortar it shall be so.



What was that?

Ah yes. Indeed I shall attempt to remember to carry the filled container of household refuse from inside the household to a place outside the household whereby one might Dispose of wastes and Recycle such materials as might be reclaimed. Thank You for reminding me. I warn thee that I might very well forget as I am wont to do. If so I shall endeavour to remember to successfully perform such a task in the morning.