when a child is born

Tyler and his new baby sister. I asked Tyler if he enjoyed Christmas this year and he said yes. I asked him if we should do it all again next year and he said "yes but can he have different presents next time."
Tyler pulled his cracker at dinner and inside he found one of those red fish which can tell how you feel when you place it in your hand. He tried it out and I told him he was passionate. He ran off and when he returned I asked where the fish was. "I flushed it down the loo!!!"