Good old Santa.

I'm such an expert at losing things. To the extend I could, probably take an Olympic Gold in loosery.
So, after my last "little 'un" went for a walk in the deep South motorway services (May his bits fester and never drop off) I was all set to "save up" and buy an Aldi special, just to shove in my pocket: so as not to have to lug the big lad around everywhere.
SO ... Santa leapt in and here we are.
Like I said ...
Good old Santa.