Don't touch Julie,but it was too late

The blue bottles were everywhere.Her screams were deafening,but only to me.The fish n chip shop was closed for earthquake repairs so the vinegar tonic was not available.The only solution was the golden showers.This didn't seem to help either,but it was fun.To the car I carried her limp body,but all you could hear was "Happy New year to all and to all a safe night."
Had to end the year with a good laugh.
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
Happy New Year to all my friends out there.